“We just wanted to come in for a minute, but Mr. Collins here didn’t seem too keen on the idea,” Charlie said. “I thought we could have a nice civilized chat, but seems like I interrupted his weekly shotgun cleaning.”
“Well, you know, a man’s got to have routines,” Shane said.
“Cheer up, Charlie, at least it’s only rock salt. It’ll only damage your dignity. Might not even break the skin.” The smiles they exchanged were pure challenge, and Claire resisted the urge to roll her eyes. It definitely wasn’t the time.
“Sorry, why did you want to come in? Not that we don’t love visitors, Officer Kentworth. Just that I only got back in town yes- terday, and I’m still getting settled in.” She switched gears and looked at the woman with him. “I don’t think we’ve met before.”
She offered her hand, but the police officer didn’t move to take it.
“Officer Halling,” the woman said.
“That’s your first name?” Shane asked. “Officer?”
“It is as far as you’re concerned.” The woman hadn’t taken her hand off the butt of her gun, and as she shifted position, Claire’s eyes were drawn to the flash of gold on her collar: the Daylight Foundation pin. “We’ve had a report that you keep illegal weapons in your home. We’d like your permission to conduct a search of the premises.”
“I thought that they issued warrants for things like that,”
Shane said, and ran the oiled cloth he held over the shotgun as if he didn’t have a care in the world— and as if he didn’t, in fact, have things inside the house that would get him arrested. “I mean, they did when the bloodsuckers ran things around here.
I’d think we’d have a little more due process with humans in charge, right?”
“Are you saying you won’t let us inside?” Officer Halling said.
Her eyes were a peculiarly cold shade of storm blue, and although there was nothing to show it in her body language Claire had a premonition that she was really, really angry. There was no way to guess why. Maybe she was just an angry person, generally.
“That’s what I’m saying,” Shane said. “Michael Glass owns this house, and since he’s been put in your fancy new enclave, I guess I have to do what I think he’d want, which is say no. Claire?”
She nodded. “Come back with a warrant,” she said. “That’s not too much to ask, is it?”
“No,” Halling said. “It’s not. We’ll be back soon.”
“Well, you know where to find us,” Shane said, with a wildly sweet smile, as he put the shotgun casually on his shoulder. “Laters.”
“Sorry about the trouble,” Kentworth said, and Claire got the sense he was embarrassed by his partner’s antagonistic edge. “You two . . . I know it sounds like a cliché, but please don’t leave town.”
“Why would we? We’re Morganville residents. We live here,”
Claire said.
Halling made a noise in the back of her throat that wasn’t quite a growl, and led the way back to the police cruiser. Shane sat in the rocker, looking for all the world as if he might fall asleep, he was so relaxed— at least until the cruiser turned the far corner.
Then he came up out of the rocker like someone had set it on fire. “You got the extinguishers?” he asked, setting the shotgun aside.
“In the car. What was all that about?”
“I have no idea, but I’m getting the strong idea that we’re just not wanted around here anymore, Claire. And I don’t know why, because we’re just so charming. ”
“Well, you are,” she said, and kissed him lightly. “Come on, help me get it all inside.”
He carried an armload of the extinguishers, while she snagged the last couple and the box. They dumped the lot in the front par- lor, raising a faint cloud of dust from the old cushions of the couch, and Claire waved it away, coughing.
“What—” Shane’s attention was riveted on the box she’d put down, and before she could even begin to answer, he was ripping into it, looking as thrilled as if it was magically Christmas. “Do you know what these are? Do you?”
“Some kind of weird grenades,” she said. “Don’t get too ex- cited. I don’t think they explode or anything.”
“These are excellent. You arm them and throw them into the fire. If it isn’t too big, it’ll explode into a powder that puts the fire right out.” He grabbed her and kissed her. “You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.”
“I’m the most worried girlfriend ever,” she said. “Because this is getting a little too crazy. The cops? Really? And you decided to clean the shotgun to, what, intimidate them?”
“C’mon, this is rural Texas. Shotguns are as normal as garden gnomes. Besides, that gun oil really stinks up the house.”
“So do your shoes, but I don’t see you leaving them outside.”
“Did Eve text you that joke? Because it sounded like her.”
“She’s been tutoring me,” Claire said, and stood back from him a little, because being so close to him made it harder to be logical.
He had that effect on her. “Do we need to put anything in the pan- try room?” The pantry room was a hidden room just off the kitchen, behind shelves of ancient canned goods. It was basically just a dirt room, windowless, that had almost certainly been used for visiting vampires from time to time, or for even less savory things, but it was safe enough for storage.
“Now that you mention it, I have a bag full of stuff that might do well in there,” he agreed. “You know, my sparkly unicorn col- lection. They’d probably jail me on general principles for that.”
“I’m serious!”
“Me, too. I would never joke about sparkly unicorns.” He held up a hand to stop her from getting irritated. “Okay, yes, I will hide all the stuff that needs hiding. Give me fifteen minutes, and then I’ll head out to grab the stuff from Rad. Though, damn, grenades.
Not sure we need much more than that. They might even make good offensive weapons.”
“But they only blow out powder, right?”
“If I throw it at somebody and yell ‘Grenade!’ I’m willing to bet they’d duck anyway. At the very least, it would be hilarious.”
“Until they shot you.”
“Well. Yeah. That might not be as funny.”
One more kiss, and Shane was off. It took him less than fifteen minutes to gather things into a giant duffel bag, which he dragged downstairs and into the kitchen. She heard him stashing it in the dirt pantry room, and went to double- check that he hadn’t left any telltale traces on the floor, but he’d swept up neatly, and if she hadn’t known about the secret room she’d never have guessed it was there.
Another minute and Shane was gone to get the fire retardant stuff from Rad. He sternly told her to lock up behind him— as if she ever forgot, in Morganville. The Beast roared off down the street, and a profound silence settled over the Glass House. It was rare that she was alone in the place; there was almost always someone else to talk to, or at least to be aware of in another room. But it seemed calm, quiet and peaceful.
“We’ll take care of you,” Claire said to the house, her face tilted up to the ceiling. She patted the wall. “Don’t worry. We won’t let anything happen to you.”
The air around her immediately warmed, as if she’d stepped into a patch of bright sunlight. It was the Glass House’s equiva- lent of a hug, and she smiled and picked up the first two fire extinguishers to carry them upstairs. She stationed one in Michael and Eve’s room and one in her own— opposite ends of the hall, and they could cover most anything from there. The rest were distrib- uted downstairs, where she thought any kind of arson would probably start. Their enemies had once tried to burn the place down with well- placed Molotov cocktails, and now she made sure that no window was more than a few steps from a fire extin- guisher.
Then she set the grenades out, scattering them around to be sure they were all within easy reach.
She was setting out the last few when she heard the crisp sound of a knock— loud, authoritative, nothing tentative about it. Defi- nitely not Shane, and she wasn’t expecting any visitors.
Claire slipped one of the extinguisher grenades in her jacket pocket and went downstairs to check the peephole in the door.
Officer Kentworth was back. Officer Halling was with him, and so was a plainclothes man that Claire recognized as Detective Simonds. From everything she’d heard about him, he was a nice enough guy— and a good investigator. She wasn’t sure whether that last part was a good thing just now.
She opened the door and held on to it, blocking the entrance.
“Officers?”
“Miss Danvers,” Detective Simonds said, and gave her a pleas- ant smile. “Mind if we come in?”
“No offense, sir, but I’d rather wait until my friends are back if you don’t mind.”
“No offense taken, but I’m sorry to say that was just a courtesy question.” He slipped a piece of paper out of his jacket pocket and handed it to her. “This is a warrant from a judge allowing us to search this house for illegal weapons.”
Well, it wasn’t unexpected, but it still felt bad. Claire swal- lowed hard, but she stepped back and opened the door wider for them. As the three cops walked in, she felt the temperature in the hallway start to chill down. So much for the warm hugs. The house was picking up on her uneasiness, and it had never liked un- invited guests.
“Kentworth, check upstairs,” Simonds said. “Halling, this floor and the basement. Miss Danvers, how about you make me a cup of coffee in the kitchen and we sit and talk a minute.”
“Sure,” she said. Her heart was pounding, and she hoped that she didn’t look as guilty as she felt. “Follow me.”
