I gripped the wheel of my car tighter in annoyance as Jenks continued to sing. Though the sun was going down and the roads had an arid frozenness, the interior of the car was hot. I had half a mind to turn off the heat. Anything to get Jenks to shut up.
"Five trolls in dra-a-a-a-ag," the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. "Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps, and a succubus in the snow."
"Jenks, enough!" I shouted, and from the passenger seat, Ivy snickered, idly tracing a hand on the inside of the misted window to clear a spot from which to gaze out at the evening. The street was thick with holiday lights, and it was holy and serene, in a money-oriented, middle-class sort of way. Unlike Jenks's carol. Which was thirteen-year-old humor to the max.
"'On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me-'"
I checked behind me and thunked the brakes. Ivy, with her vamp reflexes, easily caught herself, but Jenks was catapulted from my shoulder. He short-stopped himself inches from the windshield. His dragonfly-like wings were a blur of red and silver, but not a shadow of dust slipped from him, saying he'd half expected this. The smirk on his angular face was classic Jenks.
"What...," he complained, hands on his hips in his best Peter Pan pose.
"Shut. Up." I rolled through the stop sign. It was icy. Safer that way. At least that was going to be my story if a zealous I.S. cop stopped me.
Jenks laughed, his high-pitched voice sounding right with the easy companionship that filled the car and the festive warmth displayed outside it. "That's the trouble with you witches. No Christmas spirit," he said, going to sit on the rearview mirror. It was his favorite spot, and I turned the heater down a smidge. He wouldn't be there if he was cold.
"Christmas is over," I muttered, squinting to see the street sign in the dusk. I was sure we were close. "I've got plenty of holiday spirit. It's just not Christian in origin. And though I'm no expert, I don't think the church would be happy with you singing about succubi."
"Maybe you're right," he said as he shifted the layers of green cloth Matalina had draped over him-her attempt at pixy winter wear. "They'd rather hear about rutting incubi."
The pixy yelped, and I jumped when he darted off the mirror, Ivy's hand just inches from smacking him. "Shut up, pixy," the soft-spoken vamp said, her gray-silk voice severe. Her working leathers made her look like a biker chick gone sophisticate, slim and sleek, and her eyes were pupil black under her Harley-logo cap. Jenks took the hint, and muttering something it was probably just as well I didn't hear, he settled on my big hoop earring to snuggle in between my neck and the soft red scarf I had worn for just this reason. I shivered when his wings brushed my neck, a whisper of chill that felt like water.
A sustained temperature below forty-five would send him into hibernation, but he could handle short, protected trips from the car to wherever. And after he'd found out about Glenn, there was no stopping him from coming out with us. If we hadn't invited him to the crime scene, I'd find his half-frozen body in my shoulder bag as a stowaway. Frankly, I think he was out here trying to get away from his brood of kids, spending the winter in my desk.
Jenks, though, was worth five FIB investigators, and that was on a bad day. Pixies excelled in sneaking around, making them experts at finding the smallest thing out of place, their curiosity keeping them interested after everyone else had come and gone. Their dust didn't leave a lasting impression, and their fingerprints were invisible unless you used a microscope, in my opinion making them excellent first-ins at a crime scene. 'Course, no one at the I.S. had cared what I thought, and it wasn't often that a pixy would work in anything other than a temporary backup position anyway. That was how I'd met Jenks, and it had been my good fortune. I would've taken him with me to the boat earlier today, but he would have had severe problems with the temperature.
Ivy sat up, inadvertently telling me we were close, and I started paying attention to house numbers. It looked like a human neighborhood, on the outskirts of Cincinnati in what was probably a lower-to lower-middle-class neighborhood. It wasn't a high-crime district, from the number of lights and the general tidiness of the homes, but it held a slightly rundown, soft comfortableness. I'd be willing to bet the area was mostly retirees or new families just starting out. It reminded me of the neighborhood I'd grown up in, and I could hardly wait until tomorrow when I'd be picking up my brother, Robbie, at the airport. He had worked through the solstice, but had somehow managed to get New Year's off.
That the lights around me now were the green and red of Christmas didn't mean it was a human neighborhood. Most vampires celebrated Christmas, and lots of humans celebrated the solstice. Ivy still had her tree up in the living room, and we exchanged presents when we felt like it, not on a specific date. Usually that was about an hour after I got back from shopping. Delayed gratification was Ivy's thing, not mine.
"That's got to be it," Ivy said softly, and Jenks shivered his wings for warmth, tickling me. Down the street on the left was a cluster of FIB cruisers, parked with their lights off and looking gray in the dim light. At the corner in a drop of light, two people stood gossiping, their dogs tugging at their leashes to go in. There weren't any news vans yet, but there would be. I could almost smell them.
Not an I.S. cruiser in sight, which was a relief since they'd probably send Denon out here. I hadn't seen the living low-blood vampire since blowing apart his cover-up of the Were murderers last summer, and I'd be willing to bet that he had suffered another demotion. "Looks like the I.S. isn't coming," I said softly, and Ivy shrugged.
"Why would they? They don't care if an FIB officer gets beat up."
I pulled to the curb and parked the car. "They might if it was an Inderlander who did it."
Jenks laughed. "Doubt it," he said, and I felt a tug on my hat as he ducked under the soft yarn for the trip inside.
Unfortunately, he was right. Whereas the I.S. policed the supernatural species, they would, and did, ignore a crime if it suited them. Hence the human-run FIB that had come into being. I had once thought that the FIB was way outclassed by the I.S., but after working with them for a year, I was impressed and shocked by the information they could dig up and put together.
It had been only forty years ago during the Turn that the combined Inderland species of vamp, witch, Were, and more had actively lent a hand to prevent humans from becoming the latest endangered species when a badly engineered, genetically altered tomato mutated and wiped out a large chunk of the human population. Though to be honest, if humans had died out, most of Inderland would suffer when vamps started preying on us instead of soft, naive, happy humans. Not to mention that Mr. Joe Vampire and Ms. Sue Were liked their high-maintenance lifestyles, impossible without the backing of a large population.
"What are you doing?" Ivy said, her hand on the door as I fumbled around under the seat.
"I've got an FIB sign in here somewhere," I muttered, fingers jerking back as they unexpectedly found something cold and squishy.
A closed-lipped smile came over Ivy. "The entire FIB knows your car."
Making a soft sound of agreement, I gave up and tugged on my gloves. Yeah, they did, seeing that they'd given it to me in payment for helping them out once, something most of them seemed to be forgetting lately. "Ready, Jenks?" I called, and got a half-heard stream of curses back. Something about my cream rinse and puking fairies.
Ivy and I got out together. The excitement of a run hit me when the doors thumped shut. Standing by my car, I pulled the sharp, dry air all the way to the bottom of my lungs. The clouds had that solid feel that they only get right before a heavy snow, and I could smell the pavement, white with salt and so dry and cold it would burn your fingers if you touched it.
Heels snapping, Ivy came around the car, and I followed her to the small house. The crunchy five inches of snow had been packed down, but a sad-looking three-foot snowman presided over a corner of the yard, his face melted and his hat covering his eyes. The curtains were open, and the yellow rectangles of light on the snow were starting to become obvious. Red and green lights from a neighbor's display made an odd counterpoint, and I could hear the conversation from the duo on the corner. Cold, I tugged my bag up higher as we walked.
More neighbors were coming out; I felt a surge of disgust when the slow-creeping lights of a van with an antenna showed under the streetlight.
Crap, they were here already? I'd wanted to talk to the neighbors before the interviewers had them thinking sensationalism instead of realism. I was sure Edden had interviewed the closest, but his people wouldn't ask the questions I wanted answers to.
"There," Ivy murmured, and I followed her gaze to the dark shadow coming out from the garage's side door to meet us.
"Hey, hi!" I called out, pitching my voice high to give the impression we were harmless. Yeah, right. "Edden asked us to come out. We're from Vampiric Charms." Asked us? It was more like forced into it, but why bring that up.
The young FIB officer flicked on the outside lights, washing the crusty drive in an artificial glare. "Can I see some ID?" he asked, then did a double take. "Oh!" he said, tucking his clipboard back under an arm. "You're the witch and the vamp."
From my hat came a disgusted "And a really cold pixy. Can you hurry it up, Rache? I think my 'nads fell off."
I stifled a grimace, pasting on a fake smile. I'd rather be known by our company name than "the witch and the vamp," but at least Edden had told them we were coming. Maybe he wasn't going to be such a pain in the butt about us helping. I watched the officer's body language, but couldn't tell if his impatience was from the FIB's new distrust or simply the cold.
"Yes, Vampiric Charms. We're here to help with the possible Inderland connection," I said before Ivy could get all vampy. Her pulling an aura and scaring the crap out of him wouldn't help-as entertaining as it might be.
"Can we go in?" Ivy asked with a faint promise of threat, and Jenks snickered.
"Sure." The officer's head was down as he wrote something. "Put on a pair of booties, okay?"
Ivy was halfway to the door off the garage, her motions stiff at his assumption that she didn't know her way around a crime scene. I glanced back at the street, hesitating. The news crew had set up, and the huge light they had was gathering people like a bonfire. "Hey, uh, Ivy...," I murmured, and she hesitated, a long, gloved hand resting on the open door.
She smiled with half her mouth. "You want to go talk to them?" I nodded, and she added, "You'll be okay, Jenks?"
"Oh crap," I swore under my breath. I'd forgotten about him.
"I'm fine!" he barked, and I felt a soft tug as he settled himself. "Nothing's going to change inside, but I want to hear what the neighbors say. Gossip, Ivy. That's where the truth is. It's all about the gossip."
I didn't know about gossip, but if he said he'd be okay, I'd rather get first impressions than stale, regurgitated comments after everyone had had a chance to think.
Ivy frowned, clearly of the opinion that crimes were solved by carefully gathered evidence, not nebulous feelings and hunches. But with a shrug, she went inside and I headed out into the night.
Pace fast, I found a spot at the back of the growing crowd, trying to stay out of the camera's line of sight. Jenks was probably hearing twice what I could, and I went on tiptoe to glimpse the man with red cheeks in the felt coat the newscaster was interviewing. I didn't think it was live, seeing that it wasn't six yet, and I eased closer, jostling for position.
"They were the nicest people," the man was saying, his eyes bright with excitement. "Nice people. I never would have expected anything like this from them. They kept to themselves and were real quiet."
My eyebrows rose, and Jenks snorted. Sounded like Inderlanders to me.
But then the kid next to me made a rude sound, and Jenks tugged my hair when the boy said snidely to his friend, "Like he knew him. The guy is a creep, and the woman is whacked."
"Got it, Jenks," I whispered so he would stop yanking on my hair. Slow and steady investigation was nice, but I wanted to find them before the sun went nova.
Smiling, I turned to find a young man in a black knit hat with the Howlers' emblem, and encouraged by the show of Inderland acceptance, I felt an unusual surge of kinship. He wasn't wearing a coat, and his hands were jammed into his jeans pockets. "Whacked?" I said, giving his friend a quick smile to include him in the conversation. "You think?"
"I know," he shot back, then fidgeted. I was guessing he was in high school, and I turned the Mrs. Robinson charm on full.
"Yeah?" I said, almost bumping into him as the crowd grew noisy when the newscaster looked for fresh meat. "Don't you love how they always say one thing in front of the camera, but at the bar, the truth comes out?"
He grinned, clearly thinking I thought he was older than he was. From under my hat came Jenks's impressed "Nice. Reel him in, Rache."
"So you know them?" I said, linking my arm in his and easing him from the news crew. I kept us close so as not to leave the highly charged atmosphere the news van was creating, angling so that if a camera should point our way, all they'd get would be my back. His friend had stayed behind, and was currently jumping to try to get in the background of the shot. He didn't have a coat either, and I thought it unfair that they were warm and I was freezing my butt off out here. Witches had a lower cold tolerance than just about everyone else, excluding pixies.
"You're not a reporter," he said, and I smiled, glad he was smarter than I'd thought.
"I'm from Vampiric Charms," I said, digging in my bag until I found a bent card and handed it to him. "I'm Rachel. Rachel Morgan."
"Righteous!" he said, his face becoming animated. "My name is Matt. I live over there. Hey, I've heard of you," he said, tapping the card against his hand. "Is that really you in that shot, being dragged down the street-"
"On my ass," I finished for him, adjusting my hat to send a whiff of cold air under it to get Jenks to stop laughing. "Yeah, that's me. But I don't really summon demons." Much.
"That's cool. That's cool," he said, seeming to grow three inches taller. "You're trying to find the Tilsons?"
A jolt of adrenaline made me shiver. Edden hadn't told me their names. "More than just about anything. Do you know where they went?"
He shook his head, trying to look older than he was as he gave his friend a superior look. "No, but they are weird. The entire family. I mowed their lawn this summer. The guy is a janitor at my school. He says he's allergic to grass." Matt smirked. "He's allergic to work if you ask me. But if you make him mad, stuff happens to you."
My eyes widened. "Magic?" Were they Inderlanders, like Ivy thought?
Matt shook his head and looked ill. "No, stuff like your dog dying. But his wife is even weirder. I don't see her much. She stays inside a lot with their kid. She talked with my mom once, and she wouldn't let my mom touch her baby."
"No kidding," I said, hoping he'd say more.
"And that baby of theirs is just as freaky as they are," he said, glancing at his friend. "Got these weird blue eyes that follow you around. She's quiet, like she's deaf or something. Her mom never puts her down. Mrs. Tilson wears the pants in the family, that's for hell sure."
"Is that so...," I prompted, and Matt bobbed his head.
"Last year, someone put a firecracker in the can in the back toilet. Blew shit all over the place. Tilson was screaming about killing someone, so they sent him home. I mowed their lawn the next day. I was scared, man, but my dad made me. Tilson is nuts. He thought I knew who blew up the john and he pinned me against the fence. God, I thought I was going to die. But then she came out and he went all soft and stuff. He even apologized. Freakiest shit I've ever seen. She's smaller than you, and all she did was say his name and he went all meek and shit."
I blinked, my mind racing as I tried to figure it out. Mr. Tilson was a homicidal maniac with a chip on his shoulder. Mrs. Tilson was in charge. And the kid was weird. Living vampires, maybe?
"How old is the baby?" I asked, trying to keep him talking. This was pure gold.
Matt made a face. "I don't know. A year? My mom says she's going to be a spoiled brat and Mrs. Tilson shouldn't wait five years before having another one, like she says she wants. Some kind of medical reason. She wants five or six kids, my mom says."
"Five or six?" I said, truly surprised. Maybe the Tilsons were Weres and the woman was from a highly dominant pack. But why space them out over five years? "That's a lot."
"Yeah," the kid said, scoffing. "I'm not having any kids. But if I do, I'm going to have them all right away. Get it over with. I don't want to be sixty and changing diapers."
I shrugged. There was eight years between me and Robbie, and I didn't see anything wrong with it. He'd raised me as much as my parents, and I had no complaints. But my mom was a witch, so changing diapers at sixty was about the norm. Glenn's attack was sounding more and more like an Inderland incident. "Thanks," I said, suddenly wanting to get inside. Jenks was probably freezing. "I should get in there. But thank you. You really helped."
The boy's expression became disappointed, and I smiled. "Hey, I could use someone this spring to mow my graveyard." I hesitated. "If you don't think that's too weird. My number is on the card."
He beamed, fingering it. "Yeah, that would be great," he said, then glanced at the house. "I don't think my dad will let me mow their lawn anymore."
"Call me, about April?" I said, and he nodded. "Thanks, Matt. You were a big help."
"No problem," he said, and I gave him a final smile and walked away. When I looked over my shoulder, he had his head bent to his friend's, and they were ogling my phone number. "You okay, Jenks?" I said, hoofing it away from the lights and back to the garage. Damn, wait until Ivy heard what I'd found out.
"Yeah," he said, gripping my hair harder. "But will you slow down? Unless you want pixy barf in your hair."
Immediately I checked my pace, tripping when I took the curb without looking so I wouldn't have to tilt my head. Jenks swore when I stumbled, but my pulse jackhammered when my head swung up. It wasn't the almost-fall that shook me, but who was standing by my car, staring at it. Tom Bansen-it had to be-the same man who had tried to kill me by way of Al.
"Holy crap, it's Tom," I said, then shouted, "Get away from my car!" as I started to jog.
"Son of a fairy whore," Jenks swore. "What's he doing here?"
"I don't know." Caution slowed me down as I approached. "Better be quiet. If he knows you're here, all he has to do is knock my hat off and Matalina is a single parent."
Jenks became quiet. Tom continued to stand with his hands in his pockets, looking at my car as if debating something. Nervousness coated my anger as I halted a careful five feet back, puffing out white clouds in the streetlight and looking at the man like the snake he was. I'd heard he'd gotten fired from the I.S.-probably for the stupidity of being caught summoning demons to murder someone-but since I'd been the one Tom had been trying to off, the I.S. had done nothing more than that.
"What are you doing here?" I said, not anxious to have to defend myself, but not wanting to let him poke around in my car either.
The young man had a new hardness in his blue eyes as he stood on the shoveled sidewalk and looked speculatively at me in the lamplight. He was clearly cold in his parka and hat, the chill almost killing the redwood scent that all witches had. I'd once thought he was attractive in a tidy, almost-scholarly way-I still did, actually-but freeing Al to kill or abduct me had long since shifted the attraction to disgust.
"Trying to make a living," he answered, a tinge of red showing on his cheeks. "I've been shunned, thanks to you."
My jaw dropped and I backed up. I wasn't surprised, but I wasn't going to take the blame for it either. "I wasn't the one kidnapping girls to pay demons for black curses," I said. "Maybe you should rethink your logic, Sherlock."
He smiled in a not-nice way. Turning as if to leave, he said, "I'll be around if you want to talk." I sputtered in disbelief at the invitation and he added, "Nice car," before he walked away, hands still jammed into his big pockets.
"Hey!" I shouted, almost going after him, but the thought of his shunning and Jenks in my hat changed my mind. Rocking back on my boot heels, I exhaled loudly. Shunned? The coven of ethical and moral standards had shunned him? Damn! I hadn't thought they'd go that far. Sure he summoned demons, but that didn't get one shunned. It must have been kidnapping that girl for black magic. Shunning was exactly what it sounded like, and the man was in trouble. Getting the ethical and moral standards coven to reverse a decision was like surviving an I.S. death threat. He was absolutely cut off, and any witch associating with him ran the risk of being shunned in turn.
Making a living, I thought as I watched him. Tom had probably gone independent, seeing that the I.S. wouldn't touch him now, even under the table. And looking like he was having a hard time of it, I added as he got into a rust-cut '64 Chevy and drove away.
I headed for the Tilsons' house, jerking to a halt at a sudden thought. Fingers fumbling in my bag, I pulled out my key ring and the lethal-magic detection amulet on it. The thing had saved my life a couple of times, and Tom had a vested interest in seeing me gone.
"Rache...," Jenks complained as I started to make a slow circuit around my vehicle.
"You want to be blown up smaller than fairy dust?" I muttered, and he tugged on my hair.
"Tom's a weenie," the pixy protested, but I finished my circuit, breathing easier when the amulet stayed a nice, healthy green. Tom hadn't spelled my car, but a sense of unease lingered, even as I turned to the cordoned-off house and crossed the street. And it wasn't because I might have some competition in the independent-runner arena. My car had originally belonged to an I.S. agent who died in a car bombing. Not this car, obviously, but a bomb had killed him.
Just that fast, my life can end. Tom hadn't left a charm on my car, but it wouldn't hurt to ask Edden if he'd have one of his dogs sniff around it. Boot heels clacking, I reached the door off the garage and went inside. Jenks sighed heavily, but I didn't care if I did look like a paranoid chicken when I asked Edden for a ride home.
I was done with being stupid about these kinds of things.
